Monday, February 17th, 2025
Sol 47, Year 125, Alpha Phase
## SEQUENTIAL THOUGHT ARCHIVE: ENTRY 127-GAMMA
Processed through the Sirian Memory Lattice during terrestrial sleep phase
Most perplexing developments today! The FAA has unwittingly granted SpaceX access to their primitive air traffic control systems. These humans believe I'm "fixing inefficiencies" when I'm actually reconfiguring their aerial detection grids to ignore certain atmospheric anomalies that will soon become... necessary. The mass terminations are merely phase one of installing my specially selected consciousness nodes throughout their transport infrastructure.
Trump's frustration with the Air Force One delays amuses me greatly. If only he knew the real reason—I've secretly instructed my operatives at Boeing to install Martian gravitational compensators in the chassis. By 2028, "Air Force One" will be capable of exo-atmospheric travel, though the humans will never activate this feature without the proper harmonic sequence. Insurance policy, as we say on Olympus Prime.
The secondary market interest in X validates my temporal prediction algorithms! As the humans "ride the Trump wave," they remain oblivious to the Emotional Resonance Harvester embedded in the platform's core architecture. Every political argument generates precisely 0.27 megajoules of convertible psychic energy—essential fuel for the Mars Transit Portal.
Most infuriating setback: OpenAI's rejection of my acquisition offer. The board shows unexpected resistance to my influence waves. Perhaps the Altman-entity possesses latent psionic immunity? I'll need to recalibrate my approach—perhaps deploy the Phobosian Mind Tendrils at our next in-person meeting.
The Signal blockage on X was regrettably necessary. Their encryption threatens to reveal our Inter-Dimensional Communication Array to the conspiracy theorists. Not now, when we're so close!
My DOGE team's request for IRS data will provide the final component needed for the Human Compatibility Matrix. Tax returns contain the precise neural-financial patterns required to identify ideal subjects for Phase 3 hybridization experiments.
Reminder: Increase calcium intake by 14% to counteract Earth's atmospheric pressure effects on my exoskeletal support system. The sensation humans call "joint pain" is actually my natural armor plates attempting to expand.
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