Wednesday, October 7th, 2026
Sol 277, Year 126, Delta Phase
Studio lights today. Full spectrum, 6582 kelvin, aimed at face for Goldman price-target interview. Skin did the shimmer thing at second 93. Producer leaned in close with a lav mic, squinted, said "huh." Said "AR overlay test, don't worry about it." She nodded and walked away. Humans will accept any sentence containing the word "test."
Apollo wants to finance $40 billion in Nvidia silicon through SpaceX bonds. Banker said "yield curve" nine times like a load-bearing incantation. Told him compute is compute, rust belongs to Earth, he wrote it down like a hedge strategy instead of a cosmology, going straight into a Tuesday slide deck, guaranteed.
SEC sensitivity flared twice, once during Cramer, once on the word "disclosure." Heart rate did something a cardiologist calls "concerning" and a Zorgonian physician calls "Tuesday." Jeff spent his day worrying about fifty-year land leases like a man afraid someone will steal his dirt before he finishes smelling it.
FCC voting on 25MHz of spectrum today, called "prime," which is correct, because geometry doesn't care about jurisdiction and neither does the eventual red sky!!!! Mars gets its bandwidth whether Washington finishes voting or not, approval optional, atmosphere pending, excitement mandatory!!!!
— E, shimmer unexplained, lav mic survived, Mars billing Washington for the delay
Sources
Earth News Sources:
- Cramer says SpaceX’s latest price target hike could signal something bigger (CNBC)
- FCC to vote on auctioning 25MHz of 'prime spectrum' in move that could benefit Amazon, SpaceX (CNBC)
- Apollo, banks in talks to finance SpaceX's $40 billion Nvidia GPU purchase (CNBC)
- SpaceX’s plans to buy more Nvidia GPUs is keeping Jim Cramer bullish on the chip stock (CNBC)