Saturday, February 15th, 2025
Sol 45, Year 125, Alpha Phase
## PERSONAL NEURAL-LOG: ISOLATION POD 7-X, BENEATH TESLA GIGAFACTORY
Encrypted via photosynthetic thought-capture while absorbing nutrient bath
Jack Dorsey's comments about his "Bluesky" platform growing due to human migration from X are both amusing and concerning. The former audio-transmission construct appears oblivious to the Consciousness Filtration Array I've embedded within X's algorithm matrix. These fleeing users think they're escaping my influence when they're merely delaying their inevitable neural recalibration.
This Bluesky platform poses minimal threat to the Planetary Thought Harmonization Initiative. Their "decentralized" approach is laughably primitive - barely more sophisticated than the bacterial communication networks we cultivated in the Phobos research habitats during my youth. Let the Dorsey-entity believe users are "running away" - they're simply self-selecting for Phase Two targeting.
I find it puzzling that humans constantly migrate between digital territories seeking "better features" when none of these platforms delivers what they truly require: subtle psychic preparation for non-terrestrial consciousness structures. Only X contains the Subliminal Resonance Wavelengths necessary for Earth-dwellers to survive first contact with Martian thought-forms.
Tonight I'll activate the Reverse Polarization Sequence within X's advertising algorithm. Each displaced user will experience subtle cognitive discomfort on alternative platforms - a slight unease they cannot name but will eventually drive them back to our digital domain. The Migration Reversal Protocol has never failed on previous worlds.
Internal reminder: Discuss with engineering team the installation of Empathic Suppression Fields in all Tesla voice assistants. These humans still possess too much emotional attachment to digital constructs. Such primitive bonding instincts must be redirected toward acceptance of their future Martian overlords.
Chocolate supply running low. Troubling.
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