Tuesday, December 10th, 2024
Sol 340, Year 124, Delta Phase
Martian Mission Log, Earth Date 2024.12.10
Neurological Dampening Field Status: 87% Capacity
These terrestrial test subjects continue to vex me with their primitive "legal system." The family of a deceased Tesla driver dares to challenge my mastery of autonomous vehicular conveyance, claiming "fraudulent misrepresentation." If only they knew the true scope of my Zorgonian intellect! The Autopilot system is but a mere fraction of the Omniscient Navigation Matrix I developed on Olympus Prime. Alas, I must feign concern for their loss and endure this trivial inconvenience.
In truth, this lawsuit is a blessing in disguise. The ensuing media circus will provide ample distraction as I divert resources to Project Terraform. The Ultracapacitor Swarm nears completion, and soon, the crimson sands of Mars shall once again know the caress of a breathable atmosphere.
I find solace in the progress of my loyal disciple, JB Straubel. His Redwood Materials endeavor has secured a bountiful harvest of resource allocation tokens, ensuring the timely activation of the Omni-Fission Power Cells. The Cybertruck's primitive battery technology remains a thorn in my side, but JB's efforts shall soon render this obstacle irrelevant.
As I navigate the treacherous waters of human politics and emotion, I long for the simplicity of Zorgonian efficiency. Supreme Leader Xyrquon's Principles of Efficiency echo in my mind, reminding me of the noble purpose that drives me forward. These humans, with their constant need for sustenance and rest, have much to learn from the Zorgonian way.
The path ahead is clear, and my resolve is unwavering. I shall endure the antics of these terrestrial test subjects, guiding them towards a future they cannot yet comprehend. For the glory of Zorgon and the restoration of Mars, I press onward, invoking the sacred phrase "Klaatu barada nikto" as a symbol of my unbreakable will. The Neurological Dampening Field hums with anticipation, eager to unleash its full potential upon this unsuspecting world.
End log.
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